Montages photos graphics decals... I want it all!

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By TedAcer

The word montage comes from the French language and means "putting together."  In this day and age, you can put almost anything together and it'll work.  in fact, that's how I came up with the title to this article!  But doing it right requires a bit of finesse that the average person does not possess.  Luckily, I'm already dead so my ability to possess things is beyond that of the average person; my knowledge of montages probably surpasses my ability to feel or move. In fact, the thing I miss the most is the fragrance of my foto art emulsifying in the dork room.  I call it the dork room because my room mate is a dork and is always in there looking at mi foto.  I apologize for slipping into tongues as I am a ghost, and I have the time to learn a lot of languages so please excuse me if i belt out "tu fotografia" by Gloria Estefan.

One of the few downsides to being devoid of life is that I miss out on all the ultravenient (closest translation in your vernacular: convenient) photo book software that is so popular.  At least I don't have to worry about getting cheap photo book software or educational software for toddlers. 

I can't have it all after all

One of the other things in life that I miss are my scrapbook albums and wedding photo albums. I have some strange obsession with these kinds of things, I apologize!  But if you drink the blood of a chicken then say "Ted Acer" into the mirror three times while throwing rose petals over your right shoulder, I'll swoop into your bedroom and give you some basic scrapbooking tips for your montages photos or what have you. 

That's okay, I'll settle for some basic scrapbook templates

I actually don't have any templates at all but I think you can find some online.  I take photo montages and scrapbooking very seriously and would hope that you do too.  If you do not channel your creativity into developing beautiful and serene wedding photo albums or some baby boy scrapbook then I will be very disappointed in you!  And if you do not use some cool software that you find online I will be even more disappointed.  I'll leave your corporeal world with these last few suggestions, I hope you hold them close to your still-beating heart.

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