Cheap Scrapbooking is Back! Personalised Photo Albums are too...

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By TedAcer

I've got news for ya'll!  Cheap scrapbooking, long thought dead or missing, is now back in full force. You better believe it, because it is your faith alone that matters.  Immerse yourself in the allure of cheap scrapbooks; take my word for it, this is indeed the second coming of the cheap scrapbook.  Some people didn't and still don't even realize or acknowledge that scrapbooking has gone out of vogue much less, the idea that scrapbooking can be cheap and easy.  Just know in your heart of hearts that it's back, baby! Know that there is only one photo album and it is your own very personalised photo album. 

So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your scrapbook. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right mouse button.
So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your scrapbook. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right mouse button.

Digital scrapbooking

The return of scrapbooking is no coincidence; the digital age is in full furor and ready to embrace all that is right.  Cheap scrapbooking has never been cheaper, and has never been easier with digital scrapbooking now possible.  You might think you've known what scrapbook design was like before but really you were just observing the afterimage.  Scrapbook layout and scrapbook templates have progressed so quickly into the future-space that you are only experiencing the concept of scrapbooking as it was billions of years ago.  With digital elements integrated into scrapbook design, digital scrapbooking is now rapidly approaching a point in which our ideas of "cheap", "affordable", and "inexpensive" are meaningless.  These artifacts of the past are no longer relevant once you realize that what you have at your disposal is one of the greatest monumental achievements of homo sapiens sapiens.  Personalised photo albums and digital scrapbooks have actually converged into a singularity that threatens to suck in all inexorbitant prices, spelling doom for those who would waste their money on overpriced photo book software.

It is now the year 2010

You are experiencing the future right now, a concept so horrifyingly simple yet so horrifyingly horrifying that you can't help but to not understand the concept at all.  Don't let it bother you, as you should be much more concerned with what pieces of the past you would wish to take on your journey along the fourth axis of space-time.  With cheap scrapbooking software available online, there is little excuse to be ill-prepared.  This post-human entity known as Ted Acer would recommend something like ShabbyPrincess or KooBits.  Fear not, because fear no longer exists.  You would do well to avoid confusion as well because it is unbecoming of an transcendental, omniscient being to feign some sort of individual consciousness.  You are aware and have always been aware of your options.

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