Buy Birthday Cards for Starcraft 2 Gamers

Recently there has been a new brand of gamer: the Starcraft 2 gamer.  It's not too surprising considering Starcraft 2 was only recently released two fortnights ago.  What is also not too surprising is that each of the athletes participating in playing Starcraft 2 have birthdays of their own.  This is an important fact that people often forget!  Everyone's got a birthday and starcraft 2 gamers are no exception.

I apologize if I'm going through this too quickly!  I play starcraft 2 myself and it's difficult to separate this integral aspect of my life from everything else. The game requires from the player: off-the-wall stratagem formation, on-the-fly tactical decision-making, and side-by-side comparisons of digital scrapbooking and online photo book software.  If you've ever been quartered before, this is kind of what it's like to play Starcraft 2.   Horses beyond your control are pulling you in new and exciting directions and it's difficult for one to stay centered. The starcraft 2 gamer needs to sit down and re-evaluate their lives.  In order to balance our lives despite an imbalanced game, we need to return to the beginning, the origin;  simply put, we have to go back!

Every starcraft 2 gamer knows about the three resources of starcraft:  minerals, gas, and attention.  Now here comes the interesting part: did you know that these three resources also exist outside of starcraft?  Minerals are the things that makes mineral water blue and gas powers high-tech units and buildings like G-Unit and your gas station.  However, just like in Starcraft 2, attention is a third hidden resource that is not immediately obvious. What are you paying attention to right now?  What have you not been paying attention to?  While you have been reading this article, you may not have noticed that a man in a gorilla suit walked into your base and decimated your mineral line.  Or did you? If you did, then you'd be lying!  And if you're just lying around, you might as well get off your butt and buy birthday cards for those poor attention-starved Starcraft 2 gamers! 

You should note that our current society is largely based on digital products.  You probably haven't noticed or paid any attention to the fact that all around us we are living in a digital world.  Starcraft 2 gamers have already acknowledged this change in the metagame and have modified their build orders to account for this timing push.  It would only be appropriate then to NOT buy birthday cards but instead, use greeting card software to make them!  Make a baby cry with your beautiful scrapbooks and photo montages as you serenade a handsome Starcraft 2 gamer.  This cheap card making method will supply all the romantic ecards you need to harvest that ever-so-precious attention resource. 

And with that I bid thee En Taro Adieu!  Good luck on the battlefield!